Attack of the 2ps {chapter 2}

"Alice....Wake up!" I heard Oliver's voice attempting to wake me up.

"huh?" my eyes fluttered open. "Oh good morning Oliver." I sat up and gave him a small smile.

"Come on there's something we need to do" He said giving me a small smile back.

I glance a the clock "Holy Shit Oliver! Its 5 o'clock!"

He quickly covered his ears "Shhh! swear jar. The cussing. I can't handle hearing the cuss words." He said pulling his eyes tightly shut and shaking his head. He continued to babble on. I couldn't understand what he was saying,

"oh right...Sorry Oliver" I reached into my pocket and pulled out a small coin. "Here you'll have to be patient with me...I'll catch on eventually" I added handing him the coin with a small smile.

He glanced up at me before taking the coin. "O...Ok I'll go easy on you at first" He smiled as he spoke, he then took the coin and put it in his back pocket. "ill put it in the swear jar when we get downstairs" He added excitedly.

We walked downstairs were I saw Angela, Al, Feli, and a strange new girl I hadn't seen before. Oliver immediately put the coin in the jar on the counter. The jar was filled about a sixteenth of the way. People seem like they try to cuss in front of him just to see him freak out.

"Alright now that Cap is back from her 'mission' we can introduce her as well" Feli said crossing his arms. The girl walked over to me.

"Sup Fuckface you must be the new 1p I heard about that is taking Ally's place. I never expected this" She rolled her eyes at me "I still don't trust you. I'm Cap by the way, Feli is my dad, and I'm sure you've met my 1p since Oliver kind of owns her..."

Oliver chuckled slightly "No she's in he basement cleaning for me. She should be done by the time we get back." He said and then he put his arm around me. I couldn't help but squeal inside. I was a girl after all.  I had a major crush on him.

"get back?" Angela asked tilting her head slightly.

"were gonna go get revenge on the 1ps for fuckin with Alice" Mattie replied. I felt slightly amused. Revenge on my dad was going to be sweet. I'll pretend not to know what they mean though.

"swear jar" Oliver piped up. I'm sarting to feel bad for him. It almost looks like it hurts him to hear the cussing.

"Revenge?" I asked after everyone had glanced at Oliver and then back. "what did they do to me?" not like I didn't know...

"That right there...why do you need a reason to go beat the crap outta someone" Al said then he added "If your gonna be my kid well need to work on that"

"Um...Oh I see ok lets go beat the..." I glanced at Oliver. He looked up at me pouting slightly. "Lets go beat the living crap outta them!" I made a fist to mock my father. The others didn't seem to like that so I rolled my eyes. "its called mocking you idiots" I added letting my hands drop to the side.

Al burst out laughing seeing all the others faces. "Ok...Maybe you should give them the lessons on being smart then huh?" He said still laughing. All the 2ps turned to him. They each took a turn slapping him.

All except Oliver and I, we couldn't help but laugh. A lot. Al walked over to Oliver and slapped him then to me. He lifted his hand to slap me as well. I just stood staring at him with a huge smirk on my face. That must've stopped him because he just hesitated there for a moment. He reached down and pinched my cheeks.

"you'll make a great 2p" He said grinning widely. He then turned around and began to walk towards the door. "I'll be back in an hour you all better be ready" He added then walked outside.

I walked up to my room and chuckled happily. Finally! Revenge for all those years! being forced to try his murdered cows he calls hamburgers, for all the annoyance he caused me, I can get back at him for all of it. I sighed and went over to the bed.

About an hour later Al walked in the room. "ready to go?" He asked and I nodded. After standing up and walking downstairs with Al I had to decide what to bring...I brought the chains and whip...For purposes not yet to be shared. It also made Lutz happy to see me with it.

"good choice" He said holding up his own whip "The vhip alvays vorks" God how I love that accent. He's not to bad either he's defiantly not ugly that's for sure.

"Nothing like and old fashioned bat though" Al said holding up his nailed bat and grinning. We walked out together Al, Lutz, and I. Lutz kept giving me this really weird, yet strangely attractive look. The entire time we were walking I could her Lovi talking about fashion it was the most annoying thing other than my dad's 'and ill be the hero!'.

I smiled slightly after he finally shut up. As we walked I saw all the 2ps start to grin widely. I figured we must be close until they all looked down at me. They began to surround me each one had a large grin on their face. I had a feeling they would try this. I grinned back. The only one who looked confused was Oliver. He wasn't as smart as I'd thought. As each 2p lined up Oliver took a step closer. I could tell he was contemplating what to do. doesn't surprise me, he seemed to actually like me. Not like the others, they were all just pretending to like me. This was all a joke to get to my dad, the leader of the allies. The biggest group of 1ps. I was just something they were using to get to him. Don't worry though ill show them...ill show them I'm more of a 2p than all of them combined.